Life of a Parasite

thedukeoflions:

yeezytaughtme:

tumblr is age-restricted on the app store now lol

update: apple have age-restricted the browser. you can access neopets and bing until you’re 18. have fun.

airagorn:

dumb story because i think i’m funny

we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered

‘hot wheels’

my life ambition is to be an anthropologist who lives on a boat and occasionally travels the world then one day disappears (actually dies but no one will know) in the middle of the ocean

[W]hen we launch in a territory the Bittorrent traffic drops as the Netflix traffic grows. So I think people do want a great experience and they want access – people are mostly honest. The best way to combat piracy isn’t legislatively or criminally but by giving good options. One of the side effects of growth of content is an expectation to have access to it. You can’t use the internet as a marketing vehicle and then not as a delivery vehicle.

Ted Sarandos, Chief Content Officer at Netflix (via laliberty)

Look, someone who gets it.

(via knitmeapony)

tags → #internet 

heysticks:

What happened to Sonic The Hedgehog at the last Ramadan? He had to go fast.

internetexplorers:

*looks in the mirror*

what the fuck is that

bubblelumps:

1000notes:

comedraco:

twyll:

good posts with a long string of terrible comments

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good posts with a self promo from lolsofunny and sodamnrelatable

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averypottermormon:

thekingstemptress:

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

this is and forever will be the best thing ever

the way his face changes so suddenly is just genius

the reason why i love the gif so much is because his face changes so bloody fast it’s hilarious

averypottermormon:

thekingstemptress:

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

this is and forever will be the best thing ever

the way his face changes so suddenly is just genius

the reason why i love the gif so much is because his face changes so bloody fast it’s hilarious

(Source: morgrana)

tags → #mmm yeah #favourite 

Favorite Characters [ 2/?? ] » Asuna Yuuki

tags → #asuna #sao 

“I cried alone every night. It felt like every day that past here stole another piece of my real life away. After I cried, I’d go and fight as hard as I could. My only thought was of winning, moving forward, and getting stronger. But then I saw someone napping in the shade at the plaza. It made me so mad. I told him to stop wasting his time. And he replied that it was Aincrad’s best season and its best weather setting, too. So entering a dungeon would be a waste. Then I tried lying down as well and I slept like a baby. When I awoke it was evening and he looked a bit annoyed. But as we partied up together…Even in this world he was really living. He wasn’t losing a day in the real world. He was gaining a day here. The one who taught me that was Kirito-kun. When I began thinking of him as I fell asleep, I stopped having nightmares. I began to look forward to seeing him. For the first time since I arrived here…I was happy. To me, Kirito-kun is the meaning of my two years here, and proof that I’m alive. The reason I tried the NerveGear that day was so that I could meet him.”

(Source: seouleu)

tags → #sao #otp 

randomthunk:

“This body comes with many inconveniences. But inconveniences don’t make me miserable! There is no reason for you to pity me!”

Fangirl Challenge: Male Characters [5/10]
» Alphonse Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist [2001-10, 2003-04, 2009-10]

(Source: riseken)

tags → #sao 

your virginity (Taken with instagram)

(Source: snailkit)

(Source: thesarahjanesmith)

tags → #dw 

(Source: tellmetofeel)

tags → #dw